"Well. Uncle Rory is a seventh son of a seventh son so he's got lots and lots of good luck. And you shouldn't gamble with him because he'll win all of your money. When we play D&D I use his dice because then I always get the high numbers. And he's a layabout and good for nothing and he babysits me and Simon when momma's on tour. And he'll play tea party with me and I did his nails last week in bright pink and everyone laughed at him and so he threw oranges at them. He killed someone with a peanut." she said in nearly one breath.
"Auntie Grace is Uncle Rory's twin sister and she's a thirteenth child so she has lots and lots of bad luck. But then she got it fixed when she met the Morrigan in fairy. And she acts very grumpy all the time but she's really nice. And she punched Thor one time and he got knocked out and it was so horrible that there was almost a war. She also punched this other god but no one seemed to care because he as a good for nothing twit with a tree up his ass."
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"Well. Uncle Rory is a seventh son of a seventh son so he's got lots and lots of good luck. And you shouldn't gamble with him because he'll win all of your money. When we play D&D I use his dice because then I always get the high numbers. And he's a layabout and good for nothing and he babysits me and Simon when momma's on tour. And he'll play tea party with me and I did his nails last week in bright pink and everyone laughed at him and so he threw oranges at them. He killed someone with a peanut." she said in nearly one breath.
"Auntie Grace is Uncle Rory's twin sister and she's a thirteenth child so she has lots and lots of bad luck. But then she got it fixed when she met the Morrigan in fairy. And she acts very grumpy all the time but she's really nice. And she punched Thor one time and he got knocked out and it was so horrible that there was almost a war. She also punched this other god but no one seemed to care because he as a good for nothing twit with a tree up his ass."